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Friday, 20 April 2012

Top 5... Drug-Induced Hallucinations

This was going to be Top 5... Drug Trips, but some of the moments I wanted to use weren't full-on immersive excursions, but simply something drugs caused the inbiber to see, so hallucinations technically covers both groups. Plus, having never taken such a trip myself, I felt I could identify more with seeing things than being wacked out of one's gourd.


5. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
After some decidedly non-prescription 'Dooby Snacks,' the hitch-hiking ultimate slacker duo Jay and Silent Bob are picked up by a van that bears a striking resemblance to a certain cartoon, driven by some recognisable characters. But instead of solving a crime, it seems the passengers are more intent on taking our heroes to a hotel and stealing their kidneys. For more mental, look for the DVD deleted scene, featuring Scooby's 'lipstick.' Actually, don't, it was cut for a reason.

4. American Beauty
Mena Suvari, naked, on the ceiling, barely covered by gently cascading rose petals. Wait, why isn;t this higher?



3. Trainspotting
Easily the most disturbing on the list is the freakish spider-baby, as seen by Ewan McGregor's Renton during his cold turkey stint locked in his bedroom. The thing of nightmares, the image of the baby crawling on the ceiling, it's head slowly turning to stare as Renton will stay with you probably forever.


2. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call
Plenty to choose from in Werner Herzog's inspired fever dream of a police procedural, but the sporadic iguanas are just nudged out by the breakdancing soul of a recently deceased crim, who needs to be shot a second time to allow his spirit to quit with the body-popping and move on to the next world.

1. The Big Lebowski
Probably more of a dream sequence than a trip or hallucination, technically the Dude's porno-inspired bowling alley romp Gutterballs is brought on by a Mickey in his White Russian. Lasting three and a half minutes, the scene even has it's own title cards and credits, as The Dude claims his bowling shoes from Saddam Hussein, dances with Julianne Moore's bowling-ball-boobed Maude and ends up being chased by nihilists wearing red spandex bodysuits, brandishing giant pairs of scissors, and Jeff Bridges displays some of the funniest expressions in history, all to the tune of Kenny Rogers' Just Dropped In (to see what condition my condition was in).

Honourable mentions
Batman Begins' nightmarish Scarecrow visions
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - pretty much the entire film
Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny's Sasquatch
Dumbo's alcohol-binge Heffalump trauma

...and the worst:
Bobby
Cooper and Jimmy (Shia LaBeouf and Brian Geraghty) take LSD with Ashton Kutcher's dealer Fisher in thr 60s. Nothing about this statement is compelling. Kutcher is terrible (as usual)  and the results of the trip - throwing things from windows, swapping glasses, blurred vision, Kutcher arguing with an orange, LaBeouf squatting naked in a cat littler tray - are uncomfortable to watch and nowhere near as funny as they should be.

6 comments:

  1. Great to see a Kevin Smith movie on the list, that was totally a fun scene. And as to why #4 wasn't higher? My guess is because it was Mena Suvari. Fun list.

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    1. Smith almost made it on for Top 5 Directorial Debuts, but I ruled him out because Clerks is his best work, and in my opinion a great debut should be built upon in later movies. That said, he's only made one movie I haven't liked so far (Cop Out) and I can't wait to watch Red State at some point soon.

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    2. I thought Red State is a great movie, but it's a real love it or hate it kind of movie. It's really hard to tell if someone will like it or not. The best thing the movie does is play with your expectations of what should come next.

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    3. Sounds interesting. I'm in no way expecting a standard Kevin Smith film, but I'm still looking forward to what he can do in a different genre. I don't actually mind Jersey Girl, and that was a bit of a departure for him too.

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  2. I haven't seen Bad Lieutenant, but I can tell the others are good choices. (I saw the American Beauty one to just be fantasizing more than a reaction to marijuana, but that's nitpicking.)

    In Trainspotting the one that has actually stuck with me is the dive into the toilet bowl in "the worst bathroom in all of Scotland".

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    1. Bad Lieutenant is worth tracking down for Nic Cage's performance alone, easily the best he's been since Leaving Las Vegas.

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